owies

i am officially done getting hurt. you heard me! no more hydrogen peroxide. no more polysporin. no more bandaids! you hear me injury-gods? i have had band-aids of one sort or another on me for over a week...and i've had it!

now, if you don't mind, i'm going to glue my toenail together and hope that the cut on my finger (from the litter box, of all disgusting and germ-ridden places) doesn't cause my finger to fall off.

harumph!!

(but...do you want to know something cooooooool? when i hydro-peroxided my finger, the bubbles made the skin on my cut move up and down. i know! it was like watching discovery channel but way awesomer! ok, injury-gods, i'll give you that one. but please, please, please...give it a rest for awhile...)