emily b. vs stupid ad campaigns
there are two commercials on the air right now that are so stupid that a few of my brain cells commit suicide everytime they're on tv.
1. carl's jr: "having three girlfriends is great..."
do you know this one? it is straight up retarded. i know, that's not a nice word. but i can't think of a better one right now...
the commercial is of this a-hole of a guy getting his car repainted because one of his three girlfriends found out about his other two girlfriends. basically, carl's jr is saying that cheating is awesome. and the idiot guy in the commercial makes me not want to eat at carl's jr for awhile. possibly the opposite of good advertising? who is this commercial targetting? my only guess is...douchebags. i can't think of any other kind of person who would enjoy this stupid ad. yeah, you heard me.
to counter this ad i have come up with my own, much more hilarious version. BUT. it isn't the kind of thing i want linked to my blog...i will just give you a hint of how it might go...
"having three girlfriends is AWESOME until you find out one of them is a tranny..." you can probably see where this is going.
2. heineken: "(i can't remember the exact quote)"
the jist is that where or whatever you are navigating, have a heineken in your hand. seriously?? so if you're navigating your car...you should have a heineken in your hand? what about a plane? a train? a school bus? f-in idiots. i can't imagine, in a room full of ad guys (and by guys i mean people of all genders, including aforementioned trannies), that NO ONE would think that equating drinking beer and navigating is the WORST idea in all of life. and i'm not even limiting that to life on earth. any life. anywhere in the universe. or beyond.
i almost want to do a 'really?!?' skit from snl.
"really heineken? really? you thought drinking any kind of alcoholic beverage would help navigation? really? you didn't stop to think that navigating most things is illegal while drinking beer? really? have you even ever seen drunk people? they can't even navigate their own bodies. really."
i'll be here all night, folks :)
1. carl's jr: "having three girlfriends is great..."
do you know this one? it is straight up retarded. i know, that's not a nice word. but i can't think of a better one right now...
the commercial is of this a-hole of a guy getting his car repainted because one of his three girlfriends found out about his other two girlfriends. basically, carl's jr is saying that cheating is awesome. and the idiot guy in the commercial makes me not want to eat at carl's jr for awhile. possibly the opposite of good advertising? who is this commercial targetting? my only guess is...douchebags. i can't think of any other kind of person who would enjoy this stupid ad. yeah, you heard me.
to counter this ad i have come up with my own, much more hilarious version. BUT. it isn't the kind of thing i want linked to my blog...i will just give you a hint of how it might go...
"having three girlfriends is AWESOME until you find out one of them is a tranny..." you can probably see where this is going.
2. heineken: "(i can't remember the exact quote)"
the jist is that where or whatever you are navigating, have a heineken in your hand. seriously?? so if you're navigating your car...you should have a heineken in your hand? what about a plane? a train? a school bus? f-in idiots. i can't imagine, in a room full of ad guys (and by guys i mean people of all genders, including aforementioned trannies), that NO ONE would think that equating drinking beer and navigating is the WORST idea in all of life. and i'm not even limiting that to life on earth. any life. anywhere in the universe. or beyond.
i almost want to do a 'really?!?' skit from snl.
"really heineken? really? you thought drinking any kind of alcoholic beverage would help navigation? really? you didn't stop to think that navigating most things is illegal while drinking beer? really? have you even ever seen drunk people? they can't even navigate their own bodies. really."
i'll be here all night, folks :)
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